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Richland WATCH Group From Richipedia, the free encyclopedia The Richland WATCH Group (an acronym for Watching for Aliens, Tracking Cosmic Happenings ) is a self-organized community watch and speculative science interest group based in the Richland subdivision of Suwanee, Georgia. Founded in 2006, the group blends neighborhood vigilance with an enthusiastic (some say obsessive) focus on extraterrestrial activity, cosmic phenomena, and government weather-control conspiracies. History The WATCH Group emerged after a neighborhood book club meeting went off-topic and descended into a spirited debate over a mysterious flash in the night sky (later confirmed to be a malfunctioning drone). Inspired by their shared curiosity and an overabundance of snacks, five residents formed the WATCH Group to monitor the skies, the woods behind the tennis courts, and—on occasion—unsuspecting HOA board meetings. Their motto: “If it’s out there, we’re watching it. If it’s in here, we’re definitely repo...
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"The Night Rudolph Dropped the Ball"

'Twas the Night of the Crash: An Ethereal Account of Christmas Chaos By Casperine McAllister, Richland’s Resident Spectral Reporter Gather 'round, dear readers, as I recount the fateful tale of Christmas Eve, 2018—an event etched in the annals of Richland history as both a disaster and a testament to our community’s unyielding spirit. The night began with an impenetrable fog blanketing the neighborhood, muffling the twinkling lights and muting the world’s festive cheer. But little did we know, above that mist, a legendary sleigh and its magical team were careening toward catastrophe.   The Crash Heard ’Round the 'Hood'  At precisely 2:03 a.m., the tranquility of Taylor Road was shattered by an otherworldly CRASH —a sound that rattled windows, frightened the raccoons in the trash dumpster, and sent me bolting from my usual post at the lending library. Floating toward the source of the chaos, I was greeted by a sight I could scarcely believe.   Santa’s sleigh, the...
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